Today I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend that read, "I want some a-double snakes," which I'm assuming means ass.
This has now inspired a list of ways to guarantee you won't get laid and possibly a new list of reasons why I'd dump someone. More to follow...
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WTF.
I want to read this list, and I have a feeling I could probably contribute a few reasons.
Here are two:
WON'T GET LAID: Pull the good ol' fashioned YAWN&STRETCH&PUT-YOUR-ARM-AROUND-ME movie theater move! Bonus points if I just want to be friends and have made this clear in the past!
GET DUMPED/DROPPED/DITCHED: Conveniently forget to tell me you have another girlfriend. Or, even better, insist you already told me.
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