Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Quotes from the Night

1. "Don't worry. In first grade, it was purely physical."
2. "No...no...I think I dug myself into a well."
3. "Great. Now I smell like a man."
4. "Damn it, I want a real house."
5. "Why was he named Peaches?" --- "I don't know. I think it had something to do with hairy ball sacks."
6. "Nah, girl. I'm prettier than her."

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