Sunday, April 24, 2011

Flirtin' with Disaster - Quotes from My Weekend

"I want to have sex on that."
-- "You can't. Trust me, it has to be lower."

"I like girls who are shorter than me to have a cute face and plenty of tits. If they're taller than me, I like them boyish."
-- "Is that why you thought I was shorter than you?"

"I don't even need to tell you when it happens. You'll hear me coming for miles."

"What's she got that I don't, baby?"
-- "Removable teeth."

"Ruby Tank, Ruby Tank. I ain't goin' buy you no drank. But come over here baby...let's have some sex."

No comments: