- I refused to go to one college because there was a wad of chewing gum stuck to a picnic table.
- I refused to go to another because I hated its theme colors.
- The only thing I hate more than a designer bag is a fake designer bag.
- Cut and dyed an ex-boyfriend's hair because it bothered me.
- Pretended to be a lesbian to avoid the awkward sexual advances of the guy who lives in the apartment down the hall.
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Completely Shallow Things I've Said/Done
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Wow, those are some shallow (but funny) reasons to not go to a college. As long as you feel you made the right choice, then things shouldn't be that much of a problem.
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