Saturday, September 3, 2011

The Life Cycle of a Weekend

Thursday
1:45pm - released from last class of the day
2:30pm - leave library after attempting to do homework
(it's safe to assume it was a failed attempt)
3:30pm - shower and change clothes
3:45pm - change clothes again, waste time watching tv
4:30pm - attempt to nap, end up reading webcomics
5:30pm - arrive for coffee "date"
(friends tell me it was a date, but I don't know and the guy didn't say it was a date. Who cares anyway?)
6:30pm - make Coffee Date Boy late to his class. Oops.
7:00pm - go for a swim
8:00pm - go get candy and pizza (there's something wrong with this picture)
9:00pm - watch a terrible but funny movie
11:00-3:00 - watch too much tv, stalk people on the internet, cough Coffee Date Boy cough

Friday
10:00am - wake up, eat breakfast
11:00am - shower
12:30pm - eat lunch
2:30pm - attend tutor training, meet new student, feel sad for leaving old student behind
4:00pm - leave training
4:20pm - go buy new shoes
6:00pm - eat dinner, play games
7:00pm - watch movie with roommate
9:00pm - watch movie with roommate
12:00am - watch movie with roommate
2:00am - go for a walk
3:00am - go to bed

Saturday
12:00pm - wake up
2:00pm - get out of bed
2:15pm - arrive at library to do homework
4:45pm - complete one assignment, leave library
5:00pm - eat dinner, watch tv with roommate
6:00pm - wake up to call from parents, tell them to bring me my lesbian boots and a blanket
(note, this makes perfect sense to them still)
7:00pm - watch more tv
8:00pm - go for a walk
9:00pm - turn on computer, get lost in internet

I might go buy some energy drinks so I can get some work done for Monday.

/slacker



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